School is Starting. Time to move

Back to school again. It's time to put my nose to the proverbial grindstone and stretch my noggin.
I spent the last couple weeks doing all sorts of neurobics. It's fun7 alright, but how can it compare to the the rigors of higher education. No doubt Sudoku and a 5 ball cascade are just child's play.

Anyhow, if you have read this far, you must be asking yourself: "What in the world can be particularly exciting about this person?"

A) I am making a shirt entirely of wine corks and Wood glue
B) I have a polyphasic sleep cycle, which means I sleep from 3-5 in the morning and another five hours somewhere else in the day.
AK-47) I find politics amusing. Iowa Caucus anyone? Milano president. Admitted, I hate that the first words out of my mouth about Barack are in regards to race, but hey I am proud that he has such an awesome oppertunity!